lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

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sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

hobolunchbox:

Video: Chill Chihuahua Puppy Enjoys a Neck Massage

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

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29/08

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veganfuckstolemyshoes:

shut—up—harry:

hannah-sollux:

darning-socks:

"you’ll get ink poisoning"

haha funny thing is, its actually impossible to get ink poisoning this way. the only way to get sick with ink is to eat around 16 pens full of ink to even be slighty harmful

when I was a kid, I actually ate the ink of a pen or two. Worried, my parents called animal control. Turns out that pens are soy based, so you really can’t get sick from eating them. That doesn’t mean you should try though.

Wait, why did your parents call animal control?

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daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

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maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

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